Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Trump

in Political Jokes
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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Terrorists

in Political Jokes
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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

Black Friday Sale

in Political Jokes
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Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!

World Cup Winner

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes
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After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.

Rolf Harris

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
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What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.

New Presidential Oath

in Political Jokes
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I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!