Best Funny Political Jokes

Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.

I’ve just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will bore you for hours talking about fishing and he will keep posting photos of himself with fish on Facebook.

Fed up of airport security. Just got stopped for carrying a bottle of water but a guy with a long beard and Turban went through straight away.

Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to hospital with 3rd degree burns on my legs. Turns out you have to take the mask off if you drink coffee.