Best Funny Political Jokes

Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.

A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.

Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.

Earlier today Prince Philip sent a message to the President wishing him a happy Independence Day. His message said “You did a great job destroying the alien mothership and humanity is forever grateful.”

Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.

I hate these double standards.

If you wear a mask while shopping your “protecting people” but if you wear one during a rape you’re “harming people”.