Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.
Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.
Just got home after a successful sex change operation from male to female. It was so successful I even crashed my car while reversing out of the hospital car park.
Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.