Best Funny Political Jokes

What is the fastest country?

Iran

Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.

Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.

Just got home after a successful sex change operation from male to female. It was so successful I even crashed my car while reversing out of the hospital car park.

Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.

Just had the following conversation with my friend who’s gone backpacking in North Korea.

Me: So how’s your holiday in North Korea going?
Friend: I literally can’t complain and I’ve willingly decided to stay here for another 10 years without any threats of violence. Goodbye!