Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

brutal war

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Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal? Because most people don‘t have shares in arms companies.

Lawyers

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What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?

They grow taller.

Israel

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Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.

Houses

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I used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.

Obama Lies

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+23 -27

Q. How can you tell if Obama is lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.

Punishment

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+11 -15

If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?