The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.
Went to the Mandela funeral yesterday and it was a really emotional experience, I cried for hours. Didn’t think being surrounded by black people would scare me so much.
Pizza Hut has made an official complaint to Buckingham Palace for waisting staff time. Apparantly the Queen and her friend Maya Buttreeks ordered twenty ‘Hot 12″ Mexicans’ but refused to pay on delivery!