Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Bank

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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Restaurant

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How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?

Bigfoot

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I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.

Vacations

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I read on the internet recently that the government might make vacations mandatory. I really hope so. Would love to go to the Bahamas.

Corona

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I haven’t seen a virus like this since pornhub destroyed my mom’s desktop in 2005.

Punishment

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If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?