Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
20
May

Workout Pickup Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+48 -30

Interesting fact, having sex burns 50 calories per minute. Fancy coming back to my place for a workout?

16
May

Termite Chat-Up Line

By Bro91
in Pick Up Lines
+46 -28

Are you a termite because you look like you would really enjoy a mouth full of wood.

20
Dec

Ireland

By Frank ribery
in Pick Up Lines
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+69 -52

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

16
Jun

Tip Pick-up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+35 -18

I’ve got a tip for you or if you like I can put the whole thing in.

24
Jun

Concrete Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+40 -23

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

28
Mar

Chloro chat-up line

By Simon
in Pick Up Lines
+48 -32

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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