Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+93 -77

I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

Pockets

in Pick Up Lines
+52 -37

Can you empty your pockets please I think you’ve stolen my heart.

Amazing Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+39 -24

Once every few years someone amazing will come into your life… and here I am.

Discounts Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -15

Do you like discounts when you go shopping?
Because if you do you should come to my house, clothing is 100% off.

Homework Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+41 -28

Are you my homework? Cos I wanna put you on a table and do you all night.

Christmas Pick up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+41 -28

Can I take a photo with you because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.