Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Beautiful Pick-Up Line

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Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can… 4/10.

Environment Pickup Line

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Guy: Hi do you care about the environment?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Well maybe we can take showers together to save water.

You Can Call Me

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People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!

Ireland

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Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Shakespeare Pick-Up Line

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In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82.
“Hello”

Fedex Pickup Line

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Do you work for Fedex because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package?