Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
17
Sep

You Can Call Me

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+97 -66

People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!

13
Mar

Hi There Chatup Line

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+77 -47

Man: “Hi there!”
Woman: “Sorry I have a boyfriend.”
Man: “I said hi, not suck my dick!!”

12
Jan

Girls legs

By Harry
in Pick Up Lines
+78 -48

Great legs what time do they open?

10
Feb

Shakespeare Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+71 -42

In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82.
“Hello”

15
Jan

Fireman Chat-up Line

By Jim
in Pick Up Lines
+68 -39

They call me the fireman because I turn on all the hose.

18
Feb

Environment Pickup Line

By Addy
in Pick Up Lines
+69 -43

Guy: Hi do you care about the environment?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Well maybe we can take showers together to save water.

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