Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
20
Jun

Wet Dreem

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+64 -39

I had a wet dreem about someone who looked just like you last night. I pissed myself laughing when I hit you with a car.

30
Jun

Fedex Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+43 -19

Do you work for Fedex because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package?

27
Oct

Getting Head

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+72 -48

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

31
Jul

Incredible Hulk Pickup Line

By Freddy
in Pick Up Lines
+57 -36

What has 140 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

17
May

Monday joke

By Abby
in Pick Up Lines
+76 -56

You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.

09
Sep

Archaeologist Pick Up Line

By Phil McRackin
in Pick Up Lines
+44 -25

Are you an archaeologist because I have a bone I would like you to inspect.

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