Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
09
Nov

Best chat up line

By Ged
in Pick Up Lines
+110 -72

Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

16
Apr

Beautiful Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+95 -59

Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can… 4/10.

05
Nov

PhD Pickup Line

By SteveG
in Pick Up Lines
+85 -49

I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

25
Mar

Next Girlfriend

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+86 -50

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

08
Apr

Girlfrien Pick Up Line

By SteveS
in Pick Up Lines
+115 -79

Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?

I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.

11
Jun

Library Card

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+66 -33

person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!

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