Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Shower Chat-up Line

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Man: Do you shower after you have sex?
Woman: Yes of course.
Man: Well maybe you should have sex more often.

Boobs Pick Up Line

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Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!!
Woman: Really?? Go on then.
Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.

Next Girlfriend

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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Girlfrien Pick Up Line

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Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?

I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.

Fireman Chat-up Line

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They call me the fireman because I turn on all the hose.

Library Card

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person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!