Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

09
Nov

Best chat up line

By Ged
in Pick Up Lines
+95 -60

Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

05
Mar

Shoes Chatup Line

By Aaron
in Pick Up Lines
+86 -51

Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?

10
Apr

Google Chatup Line

By Dan
in Pick Up Lines
+77 -43

Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

05
Aug

Big Toe Pick Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+49 -16

You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

05
Nov

PhD Pickup Line

By SteveG
in Pick Up Lines
+70 -41

I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

15
Jan

Fireman Chat-up Line

By Jim
in Pick Up Lines
+55 -27

They call me the fireman because I turn on all the hose.

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