Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Google Chatup Line

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Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Shoes Chatup Line

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Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?

Big Toe Pick Up Line

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You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

PhD Pickup Line

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I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

You Can Call Me

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People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!

Shower Chat-up Line

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Man: Do you shower after you have sex?
Woman: Yes of course.
Man: Well maybe you should have sex more often.