Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Shoes Chatup Line

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Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?

Big Toe Pick Up Line

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You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Google Chatup Line

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Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Best chat up line

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Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

PhD Pickup Line

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I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

PickUp Conversation

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Man: Hi can I have your number?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Woman: What?
Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.