Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

05
Mar

Shoes Chatup Line

By Aaron
in Pick Up Lines
+97 -56

Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?

10
Apr

Google Chatup Line

By Dan
in Pick Up Lines
+85 -47

Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

09
Nov

Best chat up line

By Ged
in Pick Up Lines
+101 -65

Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

05
Nov

PhD Pickup Line

By SteveG
in Pick Up Lines
+76 -43

I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

11
Aug

PickUp Conversation

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+55 -22

Man: Hi can I have your number?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Woman: What?
Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.

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