Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?

Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

Man: Hi can I have your number?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Woman: What?
Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.

Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!!
Woman: Really?? Go on then.
Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.