Man: Hi can I have your number?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I have a maths test tomorrow.
Woman: What?
Man: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we’re gonna cheat on.
Man: Hi, I bet i can guess your age by feeling your boobs!!
Woman: Really?? Go on then.
Man: *FEEL BOOBS FOR 30 SECONDS* My guess is that you were born yesterday.