Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
23
Oct

Gag Chat-Up Line

By Marco
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -63

Hi, I was just wondering… do you have a gag reflex?

04
Dec

Nipples Pick Up Line

By DanM
in Pick Up Lines
+30 -73

Nice tits!! What color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

07
Nov

Jew Pick Up Line

By DavidS
in Pick Up Lines
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+23 -67

Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

19
Mar

Covid 19 Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -60

I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.

11
Jul

Coach Chatup Line

By Graham
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -61

Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.

09
Feb

Colour Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -64

What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.

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