Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Seduce Fat Woman

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How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.

Chicken Farm

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Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?


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I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.

Knee Sitting Line

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Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Phone Pickup Line

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Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.