25Aug Seduce Fat Woman By Dave in Pick Up Lines +236 -155 How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
31Oct Chicken Farm By Dave in Pick Up Lines +145 -79 Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?
10Dec Knee Sitting Line By Tom in Pick Up Lines +124 -61 Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
05Jul Weatherman By Andy in Pick Up Lines +121 -62 I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.
11Nov Phone Pickup Line By The Judge in Pick Up Lines +80 -32 Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.
05Aug Big Toe Pick Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +63 -18 You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.