25Aug Seduce Fat Woman By Dave in Pick Up Lines +241 -157 How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
31Oct Chicken Farm By Dave in Pick Up Lines +151 -80 Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?
10Dec Knee Sitting Line By Tom in Pick Up Lines +127 -64 Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
05Jul Weatherman By Andy in Pick Up Lines +125 -66 I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.
05Aug Big Toe Pick Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +73 -19 You remind me of my big toe because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
11Nov Phone Pickup Line By The Judge in Pick Up Lines +84 -36 Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.