Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

24
Jan

Fat Women Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+102 -34

Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you.
Women: Tell me something I don’t know!
Man: Salad taste’s nice.

31
Oct

Chicken Farm

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+136 -77

Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?

05
Jul

Weatherman

By Andy
in Pick Up Lines
+117 -59

I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.

10
Dec

Knee Sitting Line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+115 -60

Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

11
Nov

Phone Pickup Line

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+76 -30

Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.

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