Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.


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I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.

Chicken Farm

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Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?

Knee Sitting Line

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Come and sit on my knee and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Phone Pickup Line

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Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.

Best chat up line

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Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice