Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
28
Nov

Drink Pick-Up Line

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+23 -46

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

09
Oct

Diarrhoea Chat Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -49

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

24
May

Baby Chat Up Line

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+4 -28

Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).

10
Mar

Chinese Pickup Line

By Mi Wang
in Pick Up Lines
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+27 -51

Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.

24
Dec

Twitter Chatup Line

By Ben
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -32

Hi, do you want to follow me on twitter? My address is @millionairewithamassivecock.

23
Jul

Low Standards Pick-Up Line

By Bri23
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -39

Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?

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