Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
24
Nov

Sleeping Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -32

Man: Hi, do you like sleeping.
Woman: Yeah
Man: Cool.. maybe we should do it together sometime.

01
Jun

Bra pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+5 -25

Hi, are you 34C? (stare at boobs)

22
Jan

Pancakes

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -35

Do you like blackberries or strawberries because I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.

07
Jul

Farmer Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -31

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

20
Dec

End Of World

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -35

Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?

25
Aug

Game Of Thrones Pickup Line

By Little Finger
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -33

Is your name Winter?… Because I think you’re gonna be coming later.

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