Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Blink Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -27

Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Priest Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+20 -29

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.

Allah PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+50 -59

Go up to a girl, hug her then say

“WE’LL BE WITH ALLAH SOON…….ALLAHU AKBAR!”

Ferrari Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+25 -34

Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

A. I don’t have a Ferrari.

Baby Seal

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -21

If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?

Pick a Number

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -19

Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!