Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
25
Aug

Fine Pickup

By SteveA
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -19

Man: How u doin?
Woman: Fine
Man: I said how u doin not how u looking!

13
Sep

Perve

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -19

You’re so fit that it hurts when I perve on you.

06
Nov

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

By Tiger
in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
+31 -41

Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

15
Oct

Like Pickup Line

By Cally
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -24

Man: You know what I really like in a girl?
Woman: No what?
Man: My c*ck!

20
Dec

Snowflake Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -21

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

04
May

Strawberries

By Mikey
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -25

Do you like strawberries? I’ve just spent £3 at the flavored condom machine.

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