Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Phone Pick-Up Line

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Have you got a phone in your pocket because I think your ass is calling me.

Weed Pickup Line

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Do you smoke weed because I think WEED be good together.

Jay Pickup Line

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Hi my name is Jay…
People call me J for short.

Homo Chat Up Line

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Walk up to someone at a bar and say. “Can I push in your stool?”

Get Undressed

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Hi my name is Dave, can we just skip to the part where you get undressed?

L’Oreal Pick Up Line

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Is you’re name L’Oreal? Because you’re worth it.