Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
08
Sep

Heart Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -21

Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

15
Sep

Banana PickUp Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -21

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

03
Sep

Perfect 10

By Rod
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -24

Wow, you and your friend are a perfect 10/10……. if i combine both your scores.

25
Jan

Life

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -22

I think you have something missing in your life and I would love to be the person to fill your gap.

12
Nov

Flora Chat up line

By reece latimer
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -18

Are your legs like flora ? because I would totally love to spread them.

27
Mar

Surprise

By Dan
in Pick Up Lines
+34 -42

Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?

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