25Jun New Friend By Dave in General Jokes +31 -52 When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.
26Oct Halloween By Dave in General Jokes +9 -30 The cobwebs in my house just became Halloween decorations. Many Thanks Halloween!!
26Jan Miss Universe By Freddy in General Jokes +7 -29 I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?
29Sep Driving Test By Sammy in General Jokes +12 -34 Just failed my driving test. Apparently when then instructor said “Wait till I hit my dashboard” he wasn’t talking about his face.
03Jun Gay Guy By Frank in General Jokes +15 -37 If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?