Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Waxing Car

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Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.

Subway

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Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.

Star Wars

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I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.

Gym

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Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.

I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.

Flammable

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What’s the difference between ‘highly flammable’ and ‘inflammable’? I can never remember… Arghhh my eyes!!

Thesaurus

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Got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday the other day. It was rubbish.