05Jun Too Much By SteveS in General Jokes +7 -27 You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.
31Jul Younger Brother By Steve in General Jokes +19 -39 My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.
08Oct Pregnant Woman By Brac34 in General Jokes +18 -38 What does a pregnant women and a locked car have in common? You can fix both with a coat-hanger.
28Jul Baby Paint By Dave in General Jokes +11 -31 How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Only 1 if you throw it hard enough
26Dec Christmas By Bob in General Jokes +36 -56 Why is Christmas just like your job? Because after you do all the work the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
23Jan Italian Restaurant By PedroD in General Jokes +28 -48 Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant. Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir. Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?