Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

RIP Dinosaurs

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+16 -52

Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.

Rip Dinosaurs
26th April 64,997,984 BC

End of September

in General Jokes
+9 -46

Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?

First Ever Date

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+20 -59

I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.

Milk Sheep

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+19 -59

Q. How do you milk sheep?
A. With iPhone accessories.

Samsung G7

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+17 -67

My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.

Wake-Up Call

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+9 -64

Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.