Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Too Much

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You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.

Younger Brother

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My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.

Pregnant Woman

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What does a pregnant women and a locked car have in common?

You can fix both with a coat-hanger.

Baby Paint

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Only 1 if you throw it hard enough

Christmas

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Why is Christmas just like your job?

Because after you do all the work the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Italian Restaurant

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Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant.

Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir.
Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?