Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

One-Handed Typist

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Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.

Candle Holder

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Went to the supermarket today to find a candle holder but they didn’t have one so I decided to buy a cake instead.

Screwfix

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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

Inner Child

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Q. How do you find your inner child?
A. Coat hanger.

Irony

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My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Loved And Lost

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They say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Try telling that to someone who has AIDS.