13May Screwfix By Ashley Coghlan in General Jokes +9 -28 Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
20Feb Postman By Johnny in General Jokes +28 -47 Just got fired from my job as a postman for throwing letters in the trash. What did they expect? On my CV I clearly stated that I was the Bruce Lee of laziness with a black belt in partial arts.
10May Samsung Phone By Jack in General Jokes +23 -42 According to my Samsung phone my ‘morning run’ has been changed to ‘morning rum’. Sounds good to me.
23Jan Italian Restaurant By PedroD in General Jokes +28 -48 Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant. Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir. Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?
10Jan Inner Child By MichelleA in General Jokes +19 -39 Q. How do you find your inner child? A. Coat hanger.
11Aug Irony By Dave in General Jokes +8 -28 My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.