Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Definition of Salary

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Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.

Daycare Center

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Just got sacked from my job at the daycare center. Apparently ‘Schindler’s List’ is an inappropriate film for a 5 year old’s birthday party.

Amazon

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Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !

One-Handed Typist

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Just got a new job helping a one-handed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.

Candle Holder

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Went to the supermarket today to find a candle holder but they didn’t have one so I decided to buy a cake instead.

Screwfix

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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency