Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

The Beach Boys

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The Beach Boys walk into a bar..

‘Round?’Round?’
‘Get a round I get a round?
‘Get a round…..’

Cooking Time

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I’m not bad at cooking or anything …but how long is pasta supposed to cook in the toaster?

Gift

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If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.

Drug Test

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Failed a drug test today at school. I scored an E.

Donating

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Some random woman just stopped me in the street and told me a joke. It had all the great ingredients of a joke like rape, domestic abuse and general suffering but I didn’t get the punchline. Something about donating £2 a month.

Getting Older

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You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.