Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

IKEA

in General Jokes
+8 -25

Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.

Press Ups

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+14 -31

This week I managed to do 14 press ups. I did two press-ups every day for 7 days.

Tap Dancer

in General Jokes
+28 -46

Living in a flat below a tap dancer can be really annoying. That’s why I’ve decided to install powerful magnets in my ceiling.

Caviar

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+12 -30

Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?

iPhone

in General Jokes
+31 -49

Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

Loosing Weight

in General Jokes
+19 -37

Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.