Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.


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Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho.


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Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian

Omega 3

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Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.

It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.


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Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Career Advice

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If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.

The Beach Boys

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The Beach Boys walk into a bar..

‘Get a round I get a round?
‘Get a round…..’