03Sep IKEA By ChrisC in General Jokes +8 -25 Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.
19Mar Drinking By RichardP in General Jokes +19 -36 I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.
04May Caviar By HM Queen Elizabeth II (Windsor) in General Jokes +12 -30 Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?
15Oct iPhone By Pete in General Jokes +31 -49 Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d
12Aug Loosing Weight By Steve in General Jokes +19 -37 Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.
27Mar Definition of Salary By ChrisY in General Jokes +17 -35 Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.