Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Waxing Car

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+8 -30

Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.

Flowers

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+9 -33

I’d just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put beautiful flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work.

Great Prank

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+37 -61

Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.

Yesterday

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+10 -34

Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

Star Wars

in General Jokes
+20 -44

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.

Compassion

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+12 -36

Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.