Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Omega 3

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Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.

It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.

Poke-Job

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Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.

Santa

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Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho.

Career Advice

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If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.

The Beach Boys

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The Beach Boys walk into a bar..

‘Round?’Round?’
‘Get a round I get a round?
‘Get a round…..’

Cooking Time

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I’m not bad at cooking or anything …but how long is pasta supposed to cook in the toaster?