Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Gay Adoption

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Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.

X-Factor

in General Jokes
+12 -36

My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.

Sat Nav

in General Jokes
+2 -27

Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.

Valentines Lamppost

in General Jokes
+16 -41

You know you’ve had a bad Valentine’s Day when the lamppost by the pub gets more cards and flowers than you.

New Diaper

in General Jokes
+12 -38

Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.

Zombies

in General Jokes
+19 -45

Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.