Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Kitchen

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Just found a dead Native American and a load of buffalo skins in my kitchen. That’s the last time I hire cowboy builders.

Inner Child

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Q. How do you find your inner child?
A. Coat hanger.

Driving Test

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Just failed my driving test. Apparently when then instructor said “Wait till I hit my dashboard” he wasn’t talking about his face.

Subway

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Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.

School

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My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Somewan-Yourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”

McDonalds

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Went to McDonalds yesterday and the cashier had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering because she obviously had trouble listening.