Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Zombies

in General Jokes
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Can’t believe how crazy it is out there. Just killed 4 zombies, there’s loads of them walking around carrying sweats.

Lego

in General Jokes
+15 -41

It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.

Tragic Plane Crash

in General Jokes
+8 -34

My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?

Burger

in General Jokes
+4 -31

Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids

Santa

in General Jokes
+31 -59

Q. What did Santa say to the girls standing on the street corner?
A. Ho, Ho, Ho.

Magician

in General Jokes
+6 -34

Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian