Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Definition of Salary

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Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.

Too Much

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You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.

New Friend

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When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.

Miss Universe

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I’m sure the Miss Universe competition is always fixed. Why does the winner always come from planet Earth?

Halloween

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The cobwebs in my house just became Halloween decorations.
Many Thanks Halloween!!

Gay Guy

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If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?