Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Gay Guy

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If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?

McDonalds

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Went to McDonalds yesterday and the cashier had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering because she obviously had trouble listening.

MC Hammer

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Went to a party last night at MC Hammer’s house. It was terrible, he kept getting really paranoid about people touching things.

Flowers

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I’d just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put beautiful flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work.

Flammable

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What’s the difference between ‘highly flammable’ and ‘inflammable’? I can never remember… Arghhh my eyes!!

Gay Adoption

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Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.