Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Yesterday

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Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

Valentines Lamppost

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You know you’ve had a bad Valentine’s Day when the lamppost by the pub gets more cards and flowers than you.

Great Prank

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Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.

Sat Nav

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Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.

New Diaper

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Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.

Burger

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Three worst things to find in your burger.

1. Burger missing
2. Pubes
3. Aids