Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Going Badly

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How do you know when your date is going badly?
You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.

First Ever Date

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I went on my first ever date with a girl last night, I treated her like a princess. It took the fire brigade 3 hours to cut us out after we crashed in the tunnel.

Milk Sheep

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Q. How do you milk sheep?
A. With iPhone accessories.

Samsung G7

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My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.

Wake-Up Call

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Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.

Newborn Baby

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I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.