Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Kitchen

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Just found a dead Native American and a load of buffalo skins in my kitchen. That’s the last time I hire cowboy builders.

Waxing Car

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Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.

Aquatic Vegan

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Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.

Driving Test

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Just failed my driving test. Apparently when then instructor said “Wait till I hit my dashboard” he wasn’t talking about his face.

Definition of Salary

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Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.

Gay Guy

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If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?