Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Teeth Whitening

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Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.

Money Saving Tips

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Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.

New Kid

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Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.

Ships

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F*ck the ships!!

My lighthouse, my rules.

Interview

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Just had the following conversation at a job interview

Interviewer: What’s your main weakness and strength?
Me: Well my main weakness is knowing the difference between truth and fiction.
Interviewer: And your strength?
Me: My main strength is that I’m Batman!

Richest Cheese

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Q. What’s the richest cheese in the world?

A. Paris Stilton