22Nov Work By aSada in General Jokes +13 -23 Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.
03Mar Apple By Dave in General Jokes +11 -21 Have you heard about the latest apple product? It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.
07Jan Weightwatchers By Dave in General Jokes +22 -32 Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.
18Aug Chef By Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares in General Jokes +19 -29 Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing. I’ve always been whisk taker.
23May Death By Stevo in General Jokes +15 -25 My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.
13Jun Trees By susan pugh in General Jokes +2 -13 What did the father tree say to his little sapling? You’re a chip off the old block