Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Work

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Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.

Apple

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Have you heard about the latest apple product?

It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.

Weightwatchers

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+22 -32

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.

Chef

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+19 -29

Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing.

I’ve always been whisk taker.

Death

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+15 -25

My mate died recently after taking an E. Countdown’s security staff don’t fuck about.

Trees

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+2 -13

What did the father tree say to his little sapling?
You’re a chip off the old block