Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Covid Varient

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A new dangerous variant of Covid has now emerged from Thailand.

It’s been named the Phuket variant.

Homeless People

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Q. What do homeless people look at when they’re on a computer?
A. The recycle bin.

Birthday Voucher

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Just got a $20 voucher for my birthday. Why not just give me a $20 note so I can spend it anywhere without restrictions?

Kitchen Sink

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Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.

Maths

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Do you struggle with maths at school?? Just go to www.McDonalds.com/careers.

Upset Stomach

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Got a really upset my stomach at the moment and just farted in my local supermarket. Luckily I was standing in the cheese isle at the so nobody noticed.