Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Extra Medium

in General Jokes
+23 -33

I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???

Cinema

in General Jokes
+14 -24

Guy who owns my local cinema just died.

His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.

Vampire

in General Jokes
+12 -22

What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A nectarine.

Sick

in General Jokes
+14 -24

Calling into work sick is so much more fun if you call a company you don’t work for.

Guy From Capri

in General Jokes
+6 -16

There once was a guy from Capri, who tried to pee over a tree , he peed so high it fell in his eye, now the poor c*nt cant see.

Work

in General Jokes
+13 -23

Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.