Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Restaurants

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Q. Why are restaurants better than hospitals for treating sick people?
A. Because thyme is a great healer.

Can’t Remember

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+6 -15

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember why you went upstairs or who owns the house you’re or why a police man is shouting at you.

Homeless People

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+10 -19

Q. What do homeless people look at when they’re on a computer?
A. The recycle bin.

Covid Varient

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+2 -11

A new dangerous variant of Covid has now emerged from Thailand.

It’s been named the Phuket variant.

Bank

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+15 -24

Just went to the bank to pay some bills and they made me prove my identity. What’s the point in that? Is it common for strangers to pay bills and if so why is the bank stopping them?

Thanksgiving

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+4 -13

When is it fun to serve a rubber turkey?
… At pranksgiving