06Aug Samaritans By Freddy in General Jokes +8 -15 Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.
13Feb Irish Bar By Paddy in General Jokes +12 -19 The following conversation took place in an Irish bar. Paddy: How much is your beer? Barman: £3 a pint or £8 a pitcher. Paddy: I’ll just have a pint, f*ck the photo!
29Jun So good at sleeping By funny guy in General Jokes +26 -33 I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
16May Acting Role By Chris in General Jokes +10 -17 Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.
26Apr Peotry By Steve1 in General Jokes +14 -21 I recently decided to start writing poetry. POETR That’s enough for today.
07Jan Wind By Stevey in General Jokes +9 -16 I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.