Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Samaritans

in General Jokes
+8 -15

Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.

Irish Bar

in General Jokes
+12 -19

The following conversation took place in an Irish bar.

Paddy: How much is your beer?
Barman: £3 a pint or £8 a pitcher.
Paddy: I’ll just have a pint, f*ck the photo!

So good at sleeping

in General Jokes
+26 -33

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Acting Role

in General Jokes
+10 -17

Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.

Peotry

in General Jokes
+14 -21

I recently decided to start writing poetry.

POETR

That’s enough for today.

Wind

in General Jokes
+9 -16

I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.