Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Help-Line

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Called the rape help-line today, apparently its only for victims!

Hell

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Omg I think I might have died and gone to hell. Oh wait.. It OK, I’m just at work.

Good Drivers

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Just heard on the radio that a lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women!

Starbucks

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Just been sacked from my new job at Starbucks. Apparently ground coffee isn’t suppose to contain any dirt from the ground.

Boarding School

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I wish I went to boarding school as a kid…

Would love to be able to surf.

Summer Holiday

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This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.