Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Oct

Good Drivers

By Dave

in General Jokes

+28 -34

Just heard on the radio that a lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women!

Jan

Starbucks

By Frank

in General Jokes

+8 -14

Just been sacked from my new job at Starbucks. Apparently ground coffee isn’t suppose to contain any dirt from the ground.

Jun

Car Insurance

By Peter

in General Jokes

+5 -11

Just managed to save a load of money on my car insurance. After I had a crash I just drove away really fast and then went into hiding for 3 weeks.

Jul

Boarding School

By Dave

in General Jokes

+37 -43

I wish I went to boarding school as a kid…

Would love to be able to surf.

Jun

Summer Holiday

By Dave

in General Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+24 -30

This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.

May

Headache

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -20

The following conversation took place at the doctors.

Farmer: Doctor, whenever I harvest my corn I get a really bad headache.
Doctor: It’s a migraine.
Farmer: No it’s not it’s mine.. and why the f*ck are you speaking with an Italian accent?