Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Dating

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I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.

Water Fight

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Just had a water fight at the local park with a bunch kids and won!!

Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.

Game of Thrones

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Q. What’s the difference between twitter and Game Of Thrones?
A. Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Scruffy Dressers

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My family have always been scruffy dressers, i guess its in our genes.

Birthday

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The following conversation took place between 2 pirates.

Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today.
Pirate 2: Aye matey.
Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.

Self Help

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Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.