Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Street Performers

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+10 -15

I hate street performers…
Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.

Love Pheromone

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+20 -25

Ingredients for homemade love pheromone spray. Guaranteed to turn on every women.

Beer (4 cans)
Paint thinner (bottle)
Ketchup (half-bottle)
Cat Urine (bowl)
Shoe polish (3 tins)
Rotten apples (three)
Toilet paper (5 sheets)

Dating

in General Jokes
+19 -24

I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.

Water Fight

in General Jokes
+44 -49

Just had a water fight at the local park with a bunch kids and won!!

Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.

Game of Thrones

in General Jokes
+18 -23

Q. What’s the difference between twitter and Game Of Thrones?
A. Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Scruffy Dressers

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+3 -8

My family have always been scruffy dressers, i guess its in our genes.