Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Tofu Breakfast

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+25 -30

How to make a tofu breakfast.

Step 1. Throw tofu into the trash.
Step 2. Get some bacon.

Friends on Netflix

in General Jokes
+11 -16

Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.

Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…

McDonalds

in General Jokes
+50 -55

Just had the following conversation at McDonalds.

Me: Can I have a beer please?
Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds!
Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?

Street Performers

in General Jokes
+10 -15

I hate street performers…
Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.

Love Pheromone

in General Jokes
+20 -25

Ingredients for homemade love pheromone spray. Guaranteed to turn on every women.

Beer (4 cans)
Paint thinner (bottle)
Ketchup (half-bottle)
Cat Urine (bowl)
Shoe polish (3 tins)
Rotten apples (three)
Toilet paper (5 sheets)

Dating

in General Jokes
+19 -24

I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.