Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Xmas Present

in General Jokes
+10 -14

I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…

Repairing Lifts

in General Jokes
+10 -14

I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.

Shocked

in General Jokes
+14 -18

Most people are shocked when they find out…

I’m a self-taught electrician.

Calendar Fact

in General Jokes
+21 -25

CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.

Except Winter and Summer.

And Autumn.

Drive Through

in General Jokes
+6 -10

Can’t believe how stupid the staff are at the McDonalds drive through. Sometimes it feels like I’m talking to a brick wall.

Team

in General Jokes
+13 -17

There’s no “I” in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.