Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Maths Teacher

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Can’t believe how desperate my maths teacher is, he keeps asking me to find his x. I think it’s time he faced the truth, she’s not coming back.

Interview

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Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word.
Me: Hired.
2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?

Failed Job Interview

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Interviewer: Your resume says you’re very quick at maths.
Me: Yes I am!
Interviewer: Whats 12 x 37?
Me: 49.
Interviewer: That’s not even close!
Me: Yeah, but it was fast.

Guinness World Records

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My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.

Until the librarian told me to take it out.

Call Me Immature

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Some people call me immature but I just recently finished a 700 page book in only 4 days. I really love coloring in.

Children’s Charity

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A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.