Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Bar Conversation

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The following conversation took place at bar

Customer: What’s the WiFi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke.
Barman: $10 please.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!

3 Weeks to Live

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The following conversation took place today at the hospital after the doctor told me I’ve only got 3 weeks to live.

Me: Is there nothing you can give me to help?
Doctor: Try drinking 1 litre of olive oil every day
Me: Will that cure me?
Doctor: No but it will make your cremation a lot quicker.

Two Men

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Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Failed Job Interview

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Interviewer: Your resume says you’re very quick at maths.
Me: Yes I am!
Interviewer: Whats 12 x 37?
Me: 49.
Interviewer: That’s not even close!
Me: Yeah, but it was fast.

Interview

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Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word.
Me: Hired.
2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?

Eat Free

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Just had the following conversation in a restaurant.

Waiter: Can I take your order sir, kids eat free today.
Me: Oh, well in that case i’ll just have a glass of water and my son will have the grilled lobster,a 15oz steak and a small bottle of champagne please.