Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Diet

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Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

Call Me Immature

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Some people call me immature but I just recently finished a 700 page book in only 4 days. I really love coloring in.

Guinness World Records

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My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.

Until the librarian told me to take it out.

Interview

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Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word.
Me: Hired.
2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?

Children’s Charity

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A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.

Job Interview

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Boss: What’s your biggest weakness?
Me: Honesty.
Boss: I don’t consider that a weakness.
Me: I don’t give a f*ck what you think.