Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Call Me Immature

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Some people call me immature but I just recently finished a 700 page book in only 4 days. I really love coloring in.


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Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in 1 word.
Me: Hired.
2nd Interviewer: Can he do that?

Electric Chair

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The following conversation took place while a prisoner was awaiting execution by electric chair.

Priest: Do you have any last requests?
Prisoner: Yes I do, can I hold your hand?

Children’s Charity

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A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.

Job Interview

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Boss: What’s your biggest weakness?
Me: Honesty.
Boss: I don’t consider that a weakness.
Me: I don’t give a f*ck what you think.

New Baby

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Apparently when someone messages you a picture of their new baby it’s offensive to send a message back saying “Better luck next time”!