Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Sandwich

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Tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”

Gym

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Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.

Wheelchair

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Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Biggest Difference

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Q. What’s the biggest difference between men and women?

A. The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” usually has a completely different meaning.

Twitter

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The problem with twitter is that you always run out of chara-

Campaign

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I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.