13Dec Pooping Your Pants By Rod22 in General Jokes +39 -24 Tried to explain to my 4 year old son that pooping your pants is nothing to be ashamed of… He’s totally not buying it and he’s been making fun of me for 1 hour straight.
08Mar Hospital By The Judge in General Jokes +46 -31 The following conversation took place in a hospital. Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs. Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion? Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.
29Jan Boss By FrankP in General Jokes +56 -42 Q. Why is a boss like a diaper? A. Because they’re always on your ass and they’re usually full of shit.
16Dec Orders By Dave in General Jokes +27 -13 I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.
23Feb Liftophobia By Rikki in General Jokes +34 -20 Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
28Jun Birthday By Daws in General Jokes +23 -9 My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.