Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Pooping Your Pants

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Tried to explain to my 4 year old son that pooping your pants is nothing to be ashamed of… He’s totally not buying it and he’s been making fun of me for 1 hour straight.

Hospital

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The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs.
Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion?
Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.

Boss

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Q. Why is a boss like a diaper?
A. Because they’re always on your ass and they’re usually full of shit.

Orders

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I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

Liftophobia

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Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Birthday

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My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.