29Jan Boss By FrankP in General Jokes +56 -42 Q. Why is a boss like a diaper? A. Because they’re always on your ass and they’re usually full of shit.
16Dec Orders By Dave in General Jokes +27 -13 I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.
23Feb Liftophobia By Rikki in General Jokes +34 -20 Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.
26Sep Birth Certificate By Stevie22 in General Jokes +28 -15 Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.
09Feb Sandwich By Steve in General Jokes +27 -14 Tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today. He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”
14Jun Gym By Dave in General Jokes +17 -4 Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.